Silent But Deafening

This is the Silent Farter, a concept chair that I plan on using for every seat in my house. Here is the product description:

"Those with excess gas in their abdomen can find it difficult to hold it in sometimes, even at important times such as formal dinner gatherings or meetings. Quietly letting the gas out may be the solution, but although the sound may be muted, the scent is still present. It can often cause misunderstanding and unnecessary embarrassment for the innocent others.This chair announces who the gas is from by amplifying the silent fart exhausted."

So now, there will be no misunderstands and liars will be exposed to the most embarrassing degree. Although if you really think about it, do you really want to be aware of how many times/people are farting in your house?