Even If You Lose, You're A Wiener (Excuse Me, Winner)

Here is the Joydick, a revolutionary device that replaces your grandfather's joystick with your very own junk. It works by sensing your strokes while you masturbate and the turns it into movement for a video game, just like you would use a regular joystick for. Watch the video below, and no they dont show anything you'll lose your lunch over. If you're a girl and you're reading this you'd better not let your man know that this exists, because if you thought we liked our video games before....