When Beating Your Child Isnt Enough...

...you can ruin their life by naming them a name so horrible that even your local bakery won't frost it onto a birthday cake. Heath and Deborah Campbell decided to name their first born son, Adolph Hitler Campbell, because according to the genius duo, no one else in history would ever have that name. The good folks at ShopRite didnt agree however, and refused to make a birthday cake for the little boy. They also said that they wouldnt make a cake for the idiots second child, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell either. If you feel bad for these kids, dont worry, they eventually got a cake made at Wal-Mart, a company just about as evil as this moron couple. You can read about the whole ordeal here:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081217/twl-baker-no-cake-for-little-hitler-3fd0ae9.html