One More Alarm Clock

Since the post about the alarm clock that calls your friends when you dont wake up was one of the more talked about posts on this site, I decided to tell you about an even more effective way of waking up. I present to you, the Wake 'N Bacon, the most logical way of starting off your day in my opinion. All you have to do is place a frozen strip of bacon in the clock before you go to bed, and ten minutes before you are to wake up, it will start to cook the strip and waft out the sweet smell of sizzling pork to get you out of your slumber.