The Signs Are A Changin'

So Ive been a Cancer all my life and now they're telling me that Im a Gemini. Damn you Earth for changing your alignment! Has your sign changed? Check out the new dates and see for yourself.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan.


I feel bad for those people who got stuck with that new sign. How do you even pronounce that?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...
January 14, 2011 at 8:45 AM

Dont forget to mention that this only applies to people born after 2009. Read the entire article about the Zodiac changing before you feed into the hysteria. Brrr,

k said...
January 14, 2011 at 9:31 AM

Gucci Mane, is that you?

I dislike the new signs!