Have you ever been with a girl who had a seemingly nice rack, but as soon as the bra came off they looked like two eggs hanging from a nail? Well now its our time ("our" being heterosexual men) to strike back! Check out the Ript Fusion undershirt, that sculpts your gut into a rock hard six pack. The shirt which is made of cotton at the top and then a polyester and spandex blend that "compresses" your belly into rippled abs. As an added bonus, the shirt even fixes your posture! You can get yours here, for the price of $58.
*Edit* It has come to my attention that my analogy for saggy boobs may not be up to par for certain people's comedic expectations. For that I apologize and request that if you can think of better ones, that you leave them in the replies.
1 comments:
This is the first tim ive ever been embarassed to be your friend. 2 eggs hanging from a nail Tim??? 2 EGGS HANGING FROM A NAIL!?
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